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JOKES / Fıkralar

 

JOKE 1

The Perfect Son


A:I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

 

JOKE 2

The spoon

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 

 

JOKE 3

Idiot

Son    : Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad   : An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son   : No.

 

JOKE 4

Let's share

Man       : I want to share everything with you.
Woman  : Let's start from your bank account. 

 

 

JOKE 5

Taxi

A   : Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B   : Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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